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He continued,“During my long and tedious swim, I have deduced that Water is a delusion which exists only in the imagination of fish. Furthermore, belief in Water evolved as a social construct from various fish cultures to help explain how we can swim, breath and live. Look, the ocean can be a scary and mysterious place, so fish just made-up different kinds of Water a long time ago to help explain things.”
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"but whoever drinks the water I shall give will never thirst; the water I shall give will become in him a spring of water welling up to eternal life.” John 4:14 |
The preceding was inspired by a talk given by a Franciscan Friar named Fr. Albert Haase.